I’m tired and I’m tellin’ ya right now I’m faking it. So here’s a quick story and quiz for your Friday amusement.
So the funniest thing happened this week – there was a monkey in my library this week. For real, a real monkey, not just ill-behaved children lacking parental supervision. It was the end of the day and I was getting ready to leave when I stopped by one of the service desks and the guy working there says to me – That lady has a monkey. Of course I didn’t believe him (which has been the reaction of everyone so far). But pretty soon I hear monkey noises and I see, yes a woman has brought a monkey into the public library. My fellow employee informs me that he wants the monkey gone, so I say go tell her we have a policy against pets in the library (which is true). But he’s afraid the monkey will fling poo at him or something else if he goes over there, so he asks me to go find a supervisor. Turns out it was a service monkey in training, but living in a small Midwestern town, monkeys are just not a common thing. Unfortunately I didn’t have my camera with me and I have a crappy cell phone that does not take pictures, so attempts to photograph the monkey for proof failed. But I swear there was a monkey!
I’m so glad it’s Friday and let me tell you, I’ve earned a beer or two! So I’m off early today and I’m heading to my favorite Irish Pub with some friends and I’m taking my knitting with me (I’m starting a dishcloth). Anyone who doesn’t like beer and knitting can kiss my butt!
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