It’s true! According to Good Morning America, and several acticles I found on line, some scientists are saying that Redheads will be extinct by the year 2100. What does this mean for Redheads? Well clearly no one is allowed to hunt us, but are we going to have some sort of preserve created for us? Will we be forced to live on that preserve? Will it have enough shade to protect our pale skin? Will we be forced to procreate to make more Redheads? (I feel oddly like a Panda). Will we be held in Zoos where brunettes and blondes parade by and gawk at us? There are already several Redhead groups/societies out there, should I be joining one of them? (which of course reminds me of the South Park Ginger Kids episode).
Both of my parents and my sister have red hair, I have red hair and so does Nathan (and of course his twin brother). Being constantly surrounded by Redheads I had no idea we were dying off. This so tragic! Plus I’ve always been ok with my red hair and freckles, so I forget that we are so different, special . Yes, special! Clearly from now on I deserve some sort of special treatment, I mean I am after all going to be extinct soon. I should be ushered the to front of lines, clearly waiting is a waste of my valuable time. People should shower me with gifts and money, because I am rare and going extinct. I shouldn’t have to obey the speed limit, because well, I’m going extinct. You get the idea! Let the worshipping begin!