I watched, sort of. I got distracted by a crossword puzzle about 9:00. Come on it’s loooooonnnnggggg. Some random thoughts I had before I lost interest: Nicole Kidman’s red dress was pretty but that large bow thingy on the shoulder made it look like a dog collar. Will Smith’s son is so freaking cute and obviously his father’s son. Those people rolling around behind that screen and making shapes are cool. The people doing the live sound effects sent me into a panic attack, I have no idea why, I hit ffwd (god bless tivo). The rest is a blur other than George Clooney and Clive Owen coming on stage (separately) to profess their undying love for me.
To pick up where I left off and for more snarkiness check out Fugging the Oscars, a play by play. For photos for best and worst dressed and some time later today Go Fug Yourself will have their fashion reviews up.