I’m making some changes in my life, short version is I’m trying to be a better, happier me. So last night I’m having this conversation with a guy friend (GF) on the phone
Me: yeah, so I’m just trying to be more positive, you know, I mean my house causes a lot of stress but it’s still a really nice house.
GF: yeah, it is, I’ve been telling you that.
Me: I know, I know, it’s all part of The Plan
GF: well, I think that’s great, Bobbi, I really do
Me: I know it’s the New Improved Bobbi – Now With Bigger Boobs!
Me : I mean I don’t really have bigger boobs, in fact they’re shrinking with the weight loss and all
GF : *silence*
Me : I was just being funny, you know with the New and Improved thing
Me: it was the first thing that came to mind!
GF: ok well I gotta go.
I really don’t know why I said it. It just popped out of my mouth! It’s not like I sit around thinking of my boobs all the time and I sure hope Guy Friend isn’t either. Well he probably is now that I couldn’t shut up about them for 5 minutes last night.