Ya’ll are never gonna believe what happened to me this week! I was attacked in a freak accident! Here is what happened, it’s a little gruesome but not too much.
I had a pencil behind my ear at work, and as I was walking across a tile floor it fell, as it fell, I leaned over to pick it up and as I did it bounced so that the pointed end was up and the eraser was against the floor. My momentum from bending over to pick it up carried my hand straight into it and it jammed into the palm of my hand. I was like holy hell what just happened? I turn my hand over and sure enough there is a pencil sticking out of it. It was 1/4 of inch there, I’m not exaggerating, I had to pull it out! Since I’m wimp and often faint at the sight of blood I didn’t look at it but went hunting for a coworker to help me. Luckily someone came to my aid.
Some of you might remember the freak scissor incident of last year, I just checked and that was in September too. I’m sensing a theme here, September is not a good month for me.